jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".

"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Jack McQuire

A mystery cocktail chosen by the bartender

Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"

by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025

Jack

Isn't an autistic person.

Damn, jack really isnt autistic.

by Salmon7589 June 26, 2021

Jack

jacks are kind and caring and a wingman for all their friends. They are very small like seven dwarfs height but they are one of the funniest people you will ever meet.

Person 1 : “did you talk to that new jack kid he’s really nice “
Person 2: “didn’t see him “
Person 1: “you have to look down”

by square head 101 May 24, 2019

Jack The Napper

Someone who loves to nap and make scratch videos.

Nah bro he's such a Jack The Napper

by GoMango99 March 24, 2023

Nasty Jack

A slanderous hate word used against British people on the hard streets of chesterfield, MO

Mas: Those nasty jacks are really startin to get on my nerves
Retep: the fat 1 with the fro is the worst
Mas: no doubt, one that i can stand is steven
Retep: hes cool

by mas yelad August 19, 2011

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020