nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

reagan on nuts

treterus bitch

reagan on nuts is a ginger

by leyla1026 July 27, 2022

Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.

Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.

by mintyorangefella3839 February 25, 2022

deez nuts

ha gottem

hey
hi
deez nuts
ha gottem

by young decker dick September 23, 2019

back nuts

everybody has back nuts

trevor got hit in the back nuts
your freezing your back nuts off
give me a back nut

by tre tre stacy January 16, 2009

Buster Nutting

The act of going to cemetery, digging up a dead animal, and aggressively having sex with it while your homie either fingers or masturbates it. This must be done using anal beads, lube, lotion, and a ripped up homemade condom. For it to be considered Buster Nutting, you must practice all of your moves on a fleshlight made from a sponge, rubber gloves, and a can of pringles for 10 hours straight. After you do it for a good 5 seconds and let out your load, you must start jumping on the animal until it's organs splatter everywhere so you can drink it up like it's a cherry fucking slushie.

Hey Bob, Jimmy's Dog just got brutally murdered, it's a perfect time to practice our Buster Nutting skills

by 2xVanity May 10, 2024