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California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
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Hot Lead Pie

When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.
Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.
by Bob Newheart November 29, 2005
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hot cheeto girl

A hot cheeto girl is a racist way of classifying "ghetto" black and latina girls. While a hot cheeto girl can be white, that type of behavior coming from a privileged white girl is not nearly as criminalized/made fun of for them as it is for the girls this stereotype is based upon. In other words, fuck you if you say that kind of shit, even if it's just a "joke" or you mean it in a "nice way."
no one in the history of black/latino culture: i love being called a hot cheeto girl!
by ohthatweirdo February 16, 2020
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reverse hot dog

while man is on hands and knees, his partner pulls his cock backwards towards his ass and gets licked and sucked while pushed down and back...
I set him in the trapeze buns up and gave him a reverse hot dog!
by yearight October 16, 2006
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hot ross buns

Sometime in 2007, a group of kids, mostly between the ages of 13-16, were chatting away on neopets, a popular virtual pet site. One of them, named Dom, was talking about her hot cross buns. Half way through the conversation, she accidently misspelled HOT CROSS BUNS, leaving out the "C". (Hot ROSS Buns) This immediately started a huge thing. The rest of the board laughed histerically, referring to Ryan Ross, the guitarist and lyricist for the popular band Panic At The Disco, and his delicious "buns". Even to this day, hot ross buns puts a smile on their faces. (originally by THE ALYFAYCE, edited a little by me)
by alexisflyy June 26, 2008
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Hot Air Balloon

When a man/woman is performing a generous deed of cunnilingus and the recipient lets out a warm and surprising quieff. PPAAAAAAAH...HOT AIR BALLOON!!!
He was being such a a-hole all week. I'm gonna Hot Air Balloon him tonight!!!
by Afeenom March 8, 2011
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hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
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