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penis

if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.
woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.
by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

Penis Wiffler

When you jugue someones penis unintentinally
Like: Me: Yo whats up
You: Penis Wiffler !!
by j pizzity piznatch March 22, 2008
mugGet the Penis Wifflermug.

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
mugGet the harrys penismug.

Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.
"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"
by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.
Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........
by Ball busting, wax play December 30, 2020
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
mugGet the Penis hitchhikermug.

penis gang **revised example sentence**

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
mugGet the penis gang **revised example sentence**mug.

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