Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 9, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

Browning

The act of shitting yourself instead of using the washroom each time. You keep doing this without taking off the pants that you started browning in until your ass is stuck together and stuck to your pants

I've started browning recently and I feel great

by FlamingGrenade December 27, 2024

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

Browning

the act of shitting on your partner during sexual intercourse

me and my wife had a fun time browning last night

by the brownmiser March 14, 2022

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

Casper Brown

A depressed child at the verge of dying but can't because it'll upset everyone, and when tried, got yelled at. A Casper is someone who can't control their emotions, or feelings. Keeping everyone away from who they actually are in fear of being left behind.

Casper Brown looks upset

by Cantaloupe23501 July 9, 2022