Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

texticology

texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.

After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.

by PiXi3.P January 14, 2024

Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 16, 2024

Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.

My girlfriend was so excited about her new job that she was sending me so many text messages I couldn't keep up with the response I said to her girlfriend stop text tripping I can't keep up.

by Texttripper January 17, 2024

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%

Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border

by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024

Texpert

Sure, here's a suggested Urban Dictionary description for the noun "texpert":

**Texpert:**
A fusion of "tech" and "expert," a texpert is an individual who possesses profound knowledge and expertise in the intricate realm of internet technology development. These digital aficionados navigate the complex landscapes of coding, programming, and all things tech-related with unparalleled finesse. Whether it's crafting innovative software, understanding the nuances of web development, or staying ahead of the latest digital trends, a texpert is the go-to guru for all things tech. They effortlessly surf the waves of cyberspace, decoding the language of the digital universe like true virtuosos. If you find yourself in awe of someone's tech prowess, you just might be in the presence of a bona fide texpert. 🚀💻 #Texpert #TechGenius #DigitalMaestro

"Yesterday, I was struggling with a tricky coding problem, but luckily, my friend Alex is a total #Texpert. They swooped in, dissected the issue, and had a solution ready in no time. Seriously, when it comes to web development, Alex is the ultimate #CodeMaster!"

by Solution Builder Project January 20, 2024