Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

penis

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cunt penis

by sexosex August 18, 2021

Penis

A male body part that gets incerted into a female

white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong

mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa

by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018

penis

something florian sternad doesnt have >x

lol bruh small penis

by insanepenis April 19, 2019

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020