Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 20, 2020

Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM

Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2

by Vhflj October 22, 2023

monkey

used to name other people for annoyance

Nickrye your such a monkey!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022