by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023

A fuck boy who may be a little on the gay side. Likes to get drunk and fuck goats. Also may have a very tiny dick
by Mr6 July 2, 2016

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....
by Bafoolery April 1, 2011

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

by Emily Willihnganz October 28, 2021

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
