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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
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brown tailed snowbunny

A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.
Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 19, 2012
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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023
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browned

A combination of what is currently the third definition in bro and owned. Pronounced like those two and not like the word "brown."
The term is similar to owned but more emphasized due to the reference to bro rape. A special kind of owned that shatters innocent world-views, self-esteems, and any fond memories of Jack Johnson that one may have had prior to being victimized in this fashion.
Hey did you see that news report last night? Scientology totally got browned by Anonymous.
by ChadBroChill3141592 April 5, 2008
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Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to ever exist. If you disagree, fight me
ahh that's perfect that
the word your looking for is Bradley brown
by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022
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Jason Brown

He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
You good at sports right
yea why
so u must be jason brown
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
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Falling Brown

A reference to the material of defecation while in flight due to gravity’s pull(i.e a turd or turds descending through the air). Often this is into toilets, occasionally it’s onto the ground or other surfaces. Very rarely this refers to projectile defecation on its return stage.

Generally used in reference to the action of making the brown fall(i.e. taking a dump)
I was looking at funny cat memes and texting my friends while falling brown.
by Ye Olde Slammer October 8, 2025
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