Bulgarian Brown Bear

When you're piping a girl and pull her hair as an orgasm occurs so she appears to stand on op much like a bear.

"Yeah, I gave Jane that Bulgarian Brown Bear"

by John H. Dictionary January 2, 2025

joe brown

To freak out or have an emotional reaction to something.
Or to intensely focus on single activity.

Then he got all arm-flappy at me and started Joe-Browning about how his dead mom and shit.

I was joe browning on work pretty hard. couldn't hear you.

by faytling January 6, 2025

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

Brown Lexus

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.

Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."

Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025