Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

by Chezwegs September 16, 2020

PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE

i want to penis fart on you

by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023

penis

God's gift to women.

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.

by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019

penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025

penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia

I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis

by Bush breath January 14, 2021

penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary

Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny

by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022