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This one's for Kam! 

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity
Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.
This one's for Kam! by Josh May 7, 2003

dark one 

in a nutshell, a very big, and very disagreeable entity, human or otherwise. the most widely known dark one is, of course our good friend the squidhead, cthulhu. can be used as an insult in civilized company. used only in circumstances in which the person in question is hated beyond any and all
"go home, dark one." (meaning, go to hell, fucktard)
dark one by Link the Wolf May 10, 2005

Hole In One 

While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!
Hole In One by Chauncizzle May 19, 2009

a dead one 

a wilted Johnson; a out of tune skin flute; a overused love muscle; a floppy baby arm
girl: lets do it
boy: can't, i just unleashed in my pants when you got naked and all im left with is a dead one
a dead one by berrylads August 23, 2011

have a good one 

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...
customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."
have a good one by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

and one time at band camp 

In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex. He tries to hook up with a girl. He does and they go to the prom together, but she plays the flute. She goes to band camp and always has stories and is always like and one time at band camp, and again and one time at band camp. She is pretty stupid to and it gets so repetitive so when someone says something over and over again or a lot of times or something stupid or they stutter a lot people say and one time at band camp to refer to this movie. The most famous one she says is and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy. She said band camp was like sex ed. Now you guy know what this means all people over 40 ave seen this movie its all about sex. That is what and one time at band camp means thank you for reading.
So me and my friends walked into this room and we walked into the room and then we were in the room and in the room we..... and then the room...... and the room is......

-and one time at band camp