monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.

When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass

by that kid righht there August 6, 2006

Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.

Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.

by Communi February 18, 2021

Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

Monkey

Animal known to live in rainforests.
A black person.

A cute little monkey.
I hate that dark pigmented monkey.

by Poo_Nugget December 19, 2023

monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

by sahmcclure January 10, 2010

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016