Cock Knuckle

When you're fucking your bitch and when she goes to sit back on that dick and then it snaps and the area where it snaps forms a hard tight knot and causes your dick to have a permanent bend in it.

"Dude, that bitch threw that ass back so hard, she gave me a cock knuckle."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

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Space Cock

When a loyal nigga finds any phenomenon which has a chance of being cursed speak this holy word to be blessed by the holy homie in three persons

Bitch.

BigNigga saw some strange objects sticking out of the ground and began to chant “Space Cock”

From the heavens, the holy homie blessed him with fifteen family buckets of fried chicken

BigNigga lived on to have three children with his wife. He died from diabetes at age fourty-eight weighing sevenhundred pounds

by ElevenInchesFlacid February 27, 2018

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Space Cock

Legend has it if you say this word at least 9 times in the bathroom alone with the lights off while spinning in circles wearing nothing but spongebob underwear, the ghost of the royal and lovely chicken will visit you and grant you 88 buckets of fried chicken and an blow up sex doll.

Bob was feeling really lonely one night so he decided to hit up one of his friends named Peter. Peter told him the legend of Space Cock which had Bob shook :0 bob then decided to put on his spongebob undies and summon the ghost of the royal and lovely chicken. He wasn’t lonely anymore as he had 88 buckets of fried chicken and his new sex doll friend Patricia.

by Hot pizza lover 6669 February 28, 2018

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