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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
brown ring of death by Seresan July 12, 2024

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair
Brown ring of death by Seresan July 12, 2024

Brown Out 

That moment when you have to shit really bad where it might be life and death
Shit im boutta brown out after too much crack rock
Brown Out by ThePMG July 14, 2024

Brown Gum 

A miscellaneous substance found in polish males through the rectal cavity, particularly of the darker complexion.
Well, I believe it is time to dig for the Brown Gum
Brown Gum by misoshiru3 July 18, 2024

Brown Gum 

A miscellaneous substance found in polish males through the rectal cavity, particularly of the darker complexion.
Well, I believe it is time to dig for the Brown Gum
Brown Gum by misoshiru3 July 18, 2024

brown math 

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
brown math by miseryboy August 8, 2024