When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair
An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this deluludude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »