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balls ass hot

A high, muggy, sweaty environment that is usully found when a large group of people are in a small area. Balls ass hot is detected by a person's crotch or anus. See swamp ass. Used to describe the temperature of a location, not of a person.
It's balls ass hot in your house, Dave. Let's all go outside.
by Sweating Tom July 30, 2007
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Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men
John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.
Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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dunkin the ball sack

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.
by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009
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sucka my balls

gesture for "sucka my balls" right hand open thumb spread to the left making a V in between the 4 fingers "2 on each side" and "for two times" use both hands with the same gesture

you cans shake the hand for effect
what is the hand gesture for sucka my balls

it is very familiar but differenet
by Emdocpa April 11, 2010
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Holy Ass Balls

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.
Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.
by Hairybastard February 19, 2010
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Sweaty Ball Towel

Get your Sweaty Ball Towel off my car seat!
by The Foundation September 29, 2010
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