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Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.
Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.
by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
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Cum

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.
by f u b**** March 28, 2022
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Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 28, 2021
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Cum

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by Bettafish541 December 20, 2021
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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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cum hose

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.
by woordhack January 7, 2025
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Cum

$CUM Coin

A highly liquid meme coin with sticky gains and zero shame. Launched by degenerates, for degenerates.
“Bro, I just doubled my bag in 2 hours. $CUM Coin got me dripping profits.”
“She asked what I do for a living. I said I hold $CUM.”
by Caveycap April 20, 2025
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