red kisses

the type of kisses that are passionate yet soft at the same time. red kisses are reserved for the special people in your life.

harry: “i love your red kisses”

maria: “i love your green eyes”

by theredlipstickmark January 27, 2021

Red Person

Your protector. They watch over you and take care of your heart. You can’t live without them.

She always keep me safe. She is my red person.

by Happysunshinebish June 21, 2023

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

red yeti

were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot

shit i gave myself a red yeti1

by lime34 February 4, 2020

Red Supremacy

An ideology that supports Communism, Socialism, Cultural Marxism, Critical Theory, authoritarian central planning, and globalist central planning.

Many academics and wealthy elitists in the United States are practicing Red Supremacy.

by Prezmatic the Great March 3, 2021

Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012