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Walmart Kid

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?
by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021
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Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
by Lex Logic March 14, 2025
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Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.
Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class
Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."
by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025
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Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!
It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
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scene kid

Any kid involved with the music scene. Often thought of as the other use of 'scene kid' which refers to kids with brightly coloured teased hair, a lot of neon bracelets, Converse shoes and Blood On The Dance Floor but the term is much more broader. Any punk, emo, prep ect. can be considered a scene kid if they follow local bands or even touring ones. There's no point spreading hate in this lifestyle with bullshit labels because most people are in it because they don't have to much else going for them and music helped them.
Person 1: Did you see that scene kid? What a idiot she thinks she looks so cool.
Person 2: Shut up, you have a bright red mohawk and walk around in platform boots. Your doing what other people do to you right now.
Person 1: Huh.
by Bathy July 23, 2013
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Kid

by maandoo October 9, 2019
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