Skip to main content

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024
mugGet the Nut spreadmug.

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.
"Katie is really boiling my nuts."
by Nutboiler August 15, 2025
mugGet the boiling my nutsmug.

Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)
I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!
by FatpussMark September 26, 2025
mugGet the Glug nuttedmug.

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
mugGet the nut-coated kidney stone gauntletmug.

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason
Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny
by Meanymani March 11, 2020
mugGet the Fuck nutmug.

Nuts

Aka chocks, nuts are expensive hunks of metal for rock climbing. Climbers must select the perfect to nut carefully slot into a constriction between two rocks. Nut placements are fiddly but at least they don’t walk like cams!
“Don’t forget to grab my nuts and cams before you lead the next pitch!”
“That was a bomber nut, it had perfect contact with the rock
by GayClimber May 18, 2025
mugGet the Nutsmug.

Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.
I'm gonna get my crone nut on!
by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019
mugGet the Crone nutmug.

Share this definition