Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

by lookitup! May 5, 2023

penis

the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time

penis penis

by henry cow May 5, 2023

Pemnis

Its a fancy dick

you may suck on my pemnis

by Ris2111 May 6, 2023

penis

the penis goes in the arse.

ernesto just had penis

by sexbot69996 May 7, 2023

Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.

Penis. Just Penis...

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.

Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023