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Penis

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Parkinson's penismug.

penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh
yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts
by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019
mugGet the penis wartsmug.

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023
mugGet the big black penis syndromemug.

vinegar penis

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019
mugGet the vinegar penismug.

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
mugGet the Penis banmug.

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
mugGet the Penis hourmug.

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