Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
by Sig63 April 8, 2020

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Brown out
Hey man, What happened to Luke?
I don’t know man but you’re gonna need a new couch, dude must’ve browned out last night.
Hey man, What happened to Luke?
I don’t know man but you’re gonna need a new couch, dude must’ve browned out last night.
by Soggy balls December 16, 2021

by ud8dd8din November 15, 2021

by ChipsAnderson December 21, 2016

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Kasey Browne is the stupidest, most dopey yute on the streets. Bit of a weed nitty, and bacci. Sometimes she’s nice and sometimes she’s kind but overall bit of a cunt don’t trust her
by Unknown ngga April 27, 2022
