penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

Penis

Lots of men likes penis.

Kasper: Hey Rumle do you love having a penis in your mouth.
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by Sut Den Big TIme May 5, 2022

Penis

Something that is very small if you play fortnite

Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update ”

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”

by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020

PENIS

A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.

OMG LOOK AT HIS MASSIVE PENIS.

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