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Dick Urban 

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
Dick Urban by tirtle June 18, 2018

Pope Urban II 

Famous fictional character known for calling for the first crusades. Used as an insult for someone being too demanding/intrusive.
Jesus christ, Kate was a real Pope Urban II after she went through your phone while you slept and called all your friends to take back the holy land.
Pope Urban II by Chuckwagon21 April 1, 2019

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request 

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues
"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way

Desperate guys on urban dictionary 

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid
Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

People who define urban dictionary

A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary

Note to Urban dictionary users 

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.
This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.