Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 06, 2022

nut dust

dry penis juice

example: omg! the pp juice turned into nut dust

by ikilldachair April 17, 2024

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 12, 2024

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 16, 2018

Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 06, 2024

Joe Nuts

Joe... Nuts...

Joe Nuts.

by VEanOuf tzhe WIriter May 04, 2023