DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

Do it

Create it.

God 1: *Thinks Do it.*

God 2: *Creates it.*

by iDefined March 3, 2025

Just be doing stuff

When said person does something that seems out of character, in a random, and expected fashion, and to the public eye there is no obvious motive to said actions, so it seems like something out of the blue.

“Hey, did you see Kandi Burs parodied the Kylie Jenner cameo in the WAP music video?”

*laughs

“Omg Kandi just be doing stuff”

by tayspd March 31, 2022

Doggily Do

Community agreement to commit necessary crime for survival. For example, When food stamps didn't go on for the month because of the government shut down and the cashier's at stores all decided to look away from people stealing food.

Gotta do the doggily do.

by Isaiah Homer October 30, 2025

Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card

Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month

by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024

Doing A Wardle

Itterupting couples intement moments to the extent they want to kill them sleves.

Boyfreind and Girlfriend Go for a Kiss and The person Doing A Wardle puts his hand in the way to stop them to talk to em which completely ruins the fuckin moment

by Hillster December 12, 2009

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024