Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

K-kid

K-kid, stands for Kali Kid. Kali is considered the knockoff of Cali. A K-kid is a person who acts ghetto and tough when they aren't.

Person: I could totally mess you up!
Person 2: Isn't that the kid who pissed himself?
Person 3: yeah, he's a fuckin K-Kid

by BubbleDummy February 16, 2022

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

stray kids

- 8 members
- best boy group EVER

•bangchan

-leader
-kangaroo

-member of 3racha
-wolfchan

•leeknow

-second oldest

-good cook
-member of danceracha

-mystic boy
-leebit

• changbin

-third oldest

-chonkiest (it means have ton of muscles)

-dweakki
-baby
-member of 3racha

•hyunjin

-fourth oldest

-“prince” of the group
-jinniret
-member of danceracha

•han

-fifth oldest

- all rounder

- han quokka

-member of 3racha

•felix

- sixth oldest

-“sunshine” of the group

- yongbok

-member of danceracha

•seungmin

-seventh oldest

-“savage” of the group

-puppy M

- member of vocalracha

- I.N/jeongin

- maknae of the group

- baby bread

- fox I.N

-member of vocalracha

stray kids is the bestttttt

by hyunlix’s wife ❤️ January 14, 2024

dadecounty kid

Children who act like wannabe gangsters in Miami-Dade county

*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*

Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit

by xdJordxn August 14, 2021

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021