Friend

Someone who points a gun at you and doesn’t shoot immediately

Goodbye “Friend”

by Zesteria June 11, 2018

Friend

Something you dont have

why dont i have friends?

by adkfhaskhdglk September 23, 2021

Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.

How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.

by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024

best friend

someone you can trust, someone that will be there for you when you need help, and someone that will die for you

And that's my meaning of best friend

my best friend makes me the happiest person in the world

by ill be your gay bsf if you nee November 28, 2019

bad end friends

Bad End Friends. Kids from cartoons who are bad.

They said said "nah we wanna go to the darkside."

There are many bad end friends but there are 3 main ones. But let me list them all.

Ice Finn
Beast Wirt

Bipper
Evil Morty

Frisk
Demon Marco
Pak Dib
Mubirty star
Button eye Caroline

Birthday Mabel

And soooooo much more. Basically any character from a cartoon that is evil.

Person 1: "Oh hay have do you know Bad End Friends?

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Oh. Well let me show you!"

by I have no will to live October 17, 2019

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020