Penis

Uh its a penis all men have one

The man had a penis
He was a penis to me

by Thatoneguyjonathon September 4, 2023

Penis

What I put in your mom last night .

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

penis tape

the best mixtape

ayo penis tape is the best mixtape

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 13, 2023

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

PENIS

The thing above your balls wich a man uses to fuck the girls mostly the biggest PENISES belong to alfies

oh shit your PENIS is big

by your mu July 4, 2024

Penis

The most small part of a male's body

Amy: Have you seen how small Jim's penis is?
James: Yeah, it is more small then mine!

by Manual123 April 23, 2019

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020