El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

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Get the El captain penis wrinklemug.

penis

dick

person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*

by swear guy September 16, 2023

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Get the penismug.

penis

i love to suck it

i love to suck a penis

by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs October 20, 2020

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Get the penismug.

penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!

penis in my butt i dont give a fuck

by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022

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Get the penismug.

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.

Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass

by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019

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