Penis

something you will never see because of your fat stomach / non existant

i have a penis

by Mike oxhall March 8, 2022

penis

penis lol

penis

by Bardman72 March 8, 2022

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

Penis

i have a small penis :(

joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis

by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022

Penis

I lick them

I stick my penis is a blender

by Penislickynickie March 10, 2022

penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022