Hoe Time

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.

Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time

by machonachtroll October 30, 2021

Quality time

A woman's way of saying she wants to do something other than have sex. This is typical in relationships where the male is unavailable emotionally due to another relationship, but the woman requesting quality time constantly seeks more for her own validation.

"Babe, can we schedule some quality time to watch a movie or something? "

by Hawaiian realist September 10, 2021

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

Kategiver Time

Co-workers who are female and tend to take extraordinary amounts of breaks, lunches, and random time off during the day. Similar to caregiver time but specifically focused on personal care and feeding activities.

"Did you see Heather around today, I have some reports I need completed? "
"No- she is hanging out at Starbucks today, taking some kategiver time again"

by senior steward September 14, 2021

it's time for men

A response you give to suggest that someone should resort to homosexuality. "go gay"

Jack: Man my girl cheated on me for the 4th time bro. I'm so sick of women
Mario: It's time for men.

by Kenzellis September 14, 2021

Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.

Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"

by Auriohn September 15, 2021

hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021