Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022

dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too

Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !

by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.

"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"

by twookie September 16, 2022

monkeys

monkeys are fat ugly and stupid and i hate them NOT! i am married to a monkey I am erikimoe and I love monkeys sooooooooo much.

dave: have you seen erikimoe?

billy: ya he just ate jim

dave: tell him I saw his monkeys

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 1, 2019

monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

Monkey

A male or female human being with the ears the size of a elephants

That guy is a monkey with that haircut

by Monkman625 February 19, 2023