Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.

"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"

by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009

Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

Cock Snogger

A person who snogs the cock

Bono is such a fucking cock snogger, id like to punch him in his stupid fucking face

by funkyfunkpants October 20, 2008

cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

Cock Smith

The action of inserting your penis in the vagina and turning to the left until you hear a click.

Man: I Cock Smithed your sister last night.

by Breadston September 14, 2014

Rocks the Cock

Meaning something is just so awesome that it's like you are fucking it just looking at it.

Jim Morrison rocks the cock, god damn.

by SquidyKitty January 1, 2015