cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

by Stephrie August 22, 2023

cum

when you cum in yo homies ass

"i just cum in jamals ass"

by amboutakum June 20, 2023

Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.

Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun

by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021

Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.

Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.

by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022