Penis

R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he gonna stick it in yuh and u gonna be moaning all night my guy-

girl: can you put your penis in me
boy: girllll that pussy gonna be reddddddd when I'm done with it *smirk*

by MAMI LOVES A GOOD DICKKK September 24, 2021

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Penis

The things that boys have between your legs and gurl suck the fuck out of it.

Boy:suck my penis

Girl:bet

*girl suck penis*

by Jayjaykfig September 7, 2021

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"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

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Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise

Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it

by JAB0 January 20, 2019

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Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis

Sam has a micro penis

by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

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