the urban dictionary

A dictionary

You : oh look it’s the urban dictionary

by alloftheseusernamesaretakenomb May 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains every word perfectly.

Nessa: Hey, what does a simp mean?
John: Check Urban Dictionary.

by @YourRatP0tatx_ On twitter June 3, 2020

Urban dictionary

To neuter a beast

Guy 1 : why does your dog looks so sad?
Guy 2 : oh! The mfer underwent a painful urban dictionary

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners

by natchoman February 22, 2024

Urban Ramble

Verb: to walk aimlessly in an urban setting, viewing cultural exhibitions and sites of historic interest.

Optional: occasionally point at examples of culture or historic interest and proclaim 'they should have that in Scunthorpe'

See Also:Urban Shamble

Are we going for an Urban Ramble this Sunday?

by Co-Founder #SundayLunchClub February 18, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A community-influenced website used to inform people of modern lingo and pop culture references; the modern-day equivalent of the Bible.

Dad: Son, what does "based" mean? Some pale lady with blue hair and a smartphone called me that at the store today.
Son: Have you tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary, the online dictionary authored by users to educate humanity on present topics?
Dad: Wow! There it is! Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
He turns to the camera with an enthusiastic grin and a thumbs-up.

by Scooter, the Creator May 8, 2021