Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Penis

Penis is the tiny price of meat that hangs off of guys. It has to bouncy balls below that love getting kicked

Yo did you Nathaniel Penis.

No why?

He Packing my guy

by NathanielPacking April 6, 2021

peni

plural of penis

“i saw multiple peni last night.”

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021

Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!

Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro

by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 15, 2023

penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.

"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom

by egg holder September 4, 2021

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025