by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024
Get the Sephora kid mug.A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kid mug.Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.
“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
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“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
by chenwei_the_right_way June 3, 2024
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Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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by anonacc6468 June 9, 2024
Get the green screen kid mug.Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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