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le monkey

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le monkey
by me neck hurtsssss October 5, 2020
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SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???
THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!
by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.
Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.
by WestsideA. October 20, 2020
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overdeveloped monkey

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
by Some gay rat December 1, 2020
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
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