processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024

NIGGER CHEESE

The cheese that comes of a niggers dick and is made into a block 🧀

She stole my nigger cheese all I wanted was my nigger cheese

by SIGMA _YT August 26, 2025

Molten Cheese Stain

A nasty stain that is left on the skin from sexual activities.

Jilmy left a HUGE molten cheese stain on Shaun's chest.

by king don May 8, 2015

Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal

Who wants a cheese pizza?

by Therealscientist November 12, 2023

estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge

That douche estonian cheesed me in the middle of the night

by anVlad11 November 21, 2018

Cheese balls

The taste of LONDYNS COOCH

I want some cheese balls rn baby

by Unknown man 9085689 May 11, 2022

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021