Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

tiger time

Based on the G.O.A.T golfer, Tiger Woods.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.

Golfer #1: Wow you’re literally playing the worst golf ever.
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time

by Mano167 March 21, 2025

frozen time

going into the club & selling cocaine

we going to the club tonight with the boys, its frozen time.

by Lauraliberty April 4, 2025

Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025

Tennessee Time

The unique phenomenon of the very understanding of time itself lost in translation from Tennessee to anywhere else in the world. Often misconstrued as rudeness or a complete lack of social etiquette, when a person from Tennessee schedules a time to meet, gather or online game with “friends”.

Medz told us he would be online in 15 minutes, it’s only been an hour but in Tennessee time it will likely still be 30-45 minutes before he is online.

by Schnitthead May 21, 2025

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

Ehsan Time

To show up somewhere after taking a dump.

Hooper 1: We are hoopin at 9 today, you coming?

Hooper 2: Yup. I’ll be there at Ehsan Time though!

by Shit Life Jimmy May 24, 2025