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by xcvbnmzasdfghjklpoiutytrewq April 26, 2023
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Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.
I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.
by Reeeseee June 10, 2021
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Thug Nuts

when a black mans balls are the size of an egg, he has thug nuts
"Wow! That gangster really has thug nuts!"
"I wish my nuts were that big!"
by PPHRD October 15, 2018
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Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.
"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”
by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022
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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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