penis

long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)

do you wanna see my penis?

by keisha balls April 9, 2022

Penis

A very nice compliment on one's clothes

Your clothes are very penis today

by Pip Mouse April 10, 2022

Willfredo’s Penis

A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay

“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay

by Neoshart April 10, 2022

Penis

what ur mom likes

Your mom likes penis and she eats penis everyday

by dogeater420 April 11, 2022

penis popper

a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.

watch out, Megan can be a real penis popper when she gets to excited.

by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 12, 2022

Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.

John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"

by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022