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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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creepy nuts

Two guys at the pool, hitting on Nazuna cause they're not gay.

They also dropped a song that goes "Ano hi ringo no ki no shita kyouhan de" which kinda slaps.
One: ay yo bro you seen da new creepy nuts track?
Two: oh fo sho dawg it slaps too hard
by drop another hit big man August 12, 2022
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Nut

A gen-z term for seamen and cum
April: I swallowed Brian's nut last night
by Bacon Queen October 27, 2020
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Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)
P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird
by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021
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cation nut

a pale bean like nut, bad without salt

WHAT IS IT
do you want a nut?

yeah a cation nut...
by batc0re March 3, 2021
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Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM
Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night
by FAP NATION February 22, 2018
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Nut Friction

When 2 ballsacks touch during a 3-4 way.
During a pretty steamy 3 way, Tim's ballsack touched Chris's ball sack, creating nut friction.
by lsrc5921 November 6, 2016
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