idaho hot pocket

When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube

I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night

by Anonymous user name November 22, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.

She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.

by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017

Hamster Hot-Tub

A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.

I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub

by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020

Hot headed loony

A crazy and often delirious person. The term was popularized by Grandpa Phil in the 90s cartoon Hey Arnold.

Oh, simmer down, You hot headed loony!

by Pete wheeler September 11, 2012

hot tub sake

A method of heating up cheap sake to warm temperatures to improve the taste to acceptable levels. Simply place the sake on the steps and mount the bottle against the corner to keep the opening from being submerged. Hot tub sake should be consumed after at least 20 minutes of incubation in the hot tub.

Oh man this hot tub sake is awesome. u get drunk that much faster drinking in the hot tub.

by niggman star33 December 4, 2011