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cum

cum is many things, but to me, its coke and rum as one drink
"Hey, you need a drink? What do you want?"
- "I'll one cum shot!"
"Alright, one cum shot coming right at ya."
by urfavho3 March 2, 2023
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Cum Dumpster

A human, mostly likey female, who loves cum so much that they are willing to be drenched in as much cum as she can, perfectability from different males at one time
I had an orgy last night with like 6 guys and they treated me like a slutty cum dumpster
by Labyrinth1881 April 23, 2021
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Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.
Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.
by Putson November 19, 2020
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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.
Cum-gone-hard
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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cum

Guess it's cuz he wanted to cum to all the horny definitions here...
by TotallyAHuman October 27, 2022
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