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are you high? 

meaning roughly what the fuck are you talking about/doing? usually when interacting with mentalists who generally have no idea what they are doing, and come up with mad notions and ideas i.e 'lets jump out of a plane with no parachutes!'
friend ' hey lets go and get our clits pierced!'
me 'what???'
friend 'yeah be good fun!'
me 'whats the matter with you?'
me ' are you high????'
are you high? by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

are you kidding me right now 

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??
Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

Are you Gumby? 

“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.
*Robert team kills you

OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY

Robert: you scared me… so I shot

“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way

Are you soaked? 

Same as are you nuts, or are you crazy
Said when someone is going over the top with what they are saying, (when they boost or just to much)
Mary: This is EASY!! Sarah: Are you soaked?

Teacher: Today we are reading 187 pages. Student 1: Is she soaked Student 2: she must be

Bob: I am better than Michael Jordan: Bill: ok, your soaked
Are you soaked? by LeoTor November 28, 2010

Why are you locked in the bathroom? 

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

Who are you, and what have you done with 

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.
Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"