Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror

We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

LAD

A member of a group based on the internet that are always cocky, arrogant & drunk. They tend to be unemployed with ginger hair and freckles. Usually plump.

Shall we log on and chat to the lads?

by buckfastunited December 7, 2013

scran it lad

a phrase used to permit someone to devour the absolute living shit out of a piece of food

person 1 - 'scran it lad'
perston 2 (lad) - *proceeds to scran it*

by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The lads

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮

Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs

by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020

lad

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.

“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “

“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”

by DurryMunch July 25, 2019

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020